BRO LETS DO MILK SHOTS BRO

I've got her baby right here.

White people names.

She was originally going to go with Summer Eve, but decided that would be too douchey...

If someone pees in public they must register as a sex offender. If someone beats up their partner, the police doesn't give a damn, until there's one or more dead bodies. Why not make them register somewhere, too?

it should be illegal to do what most of the papparazzi does. it's straight up stalking and invasion of privacy, etc. i am not going to act like i am not a consumer but jesus h christ.

And even then, what's the insult? "You looked cute in this swimsuit one time. Ha-ha, nailed you."

Perfect.

Lips that touch liquor shall not touch mine!

Don't forget the scourge of pool tables!

Banning hard alcohol will curb these loose women!!!

Also, raise your hand if you've ever gotten ridiculously drunk on wine or beer.

Banning demon rum is a good start, but how about the scourge of jazz music? It leads young ladies straight into temptation, and even encourages them to associate with men of other races! How does the temperance movement even stand a chance as long as our young ladies are being led astray by the dangerous, libidinous…

Raise your hand if you went to a college that prohibited liquor yet you still drank it any way. This will accomplish nothing except deflecting the issue.

Agree. Agree. Agriiiiii.

Instead of this:

SO EXCITED.