Are they doing yoga because this is a stretch.

I, for one, welcome our new ice cream overlords.

Seeing that these two are miserable in DC makes me feel warm and tingly feelings for my adopted city. Keep being your wonderful self, DC. Don’t like us? Go back to NYC.

She sampled “Operate” by Peaches (on the Mean Girls soundtrack, which, fucking A Taylor, we get it) and made it shittier. -10 points.

Ready? NOT OKAY!

I think you meant “Arial,” not Ariel.

I see her point, but if makeup makes you feel good I don’t see it at a waste of time, you know?

Humble suggestion: Dave Grohl Highway.

Wonder if Trump will listen. They both ran on campaigns of grope & change.

Hell yeah, an absurdly small bar/dance space party! Brandy would like to join us.

This is all well and good until the White Walkers realize the Wall is just a bunch of PAX wardrobe systems and they take an allen wrench to get in.

A Rush of Blood to the Red(skins).

This is purely a move to boost his state’s local economy. Senator Booker is clearly just a puppet for Big Diner.

Quick, someone bring me an ice cream cart, an airbrushed t-shirt, and gold hot pants.

This is awesome. Do you also get a merit badge for learning how to actually sew your badges, instead of Stitch Witching them? Asking for a friend (who is me).

This is what happens when you upset your house/Katey Sagal.

Even more amusing? This was the one episode of Game of Thrones where there wasn’t much nudity (if any).

Or they could just, y’know, stay home.

It’s not as good as real ice cream, you’re totally right. But when you’re on Weight Watchers and the points on a snack are as low as Halo Top’s are, you adjust your expectations. #AdulthoodBlows