God, if only we had gotten to the police sooner. We could’ve prevented “Fields of Gold.”

They’re all then moving to DC and writing about how it doesn’t measure up to New York. Which...stay in New York.

Hey, your body, your choice.

Not sure, but I can say with certainty that the 30 for 30 documentary about the Harding/Kerrigan thing is really interesting.

Obviously getting a raise. Because when you get a raise, you can buy a short vacation, but with alcohol.

So to recap: Emma Thompson not only got to bone Hugh Laurie in college when he still had hair, but she ALSO got to turn down Donald Trump?

“Bakers, for today’s technical, we’re asking you to make 12 identical rolls, using Bailey’s, in an old shoe.”

I’m preemptively depressed for all of the “well then don’t take naked photos of yourself!” news coverage this hack will produce.

Related, Khalid & Diane are good people and fight the good fight at their day jobs too (I used to work with Khalid). If you’re in the area, take this opportunity to go support their business.

Staying home and donating $100 to Planned Parenthood. The only reason I’m able to do this strike, which I have really mixed feelings about, is because I’m a privileged white girl. I might as well use that privilege for something useful.

Settle a debate between friends: is this considered auto-erotic asphyxiation?

Honest to God I thought that was Clay Aiken, not Chris Kattan.

In Moonlight, Black Boys Look GODDAMN.

Also a very good boy: my handsome fellow named Samson.

Also a very good boy: my handsome fellow named Samson.

This is awesome for those of us lucky enough to go. But what about all the women (primarily women of color and poorer women) who can’t afford to miss a day’s wages to protest?

On the left: What Paul Ryan thinks he looks like.

I respect your opinion. But generation 1 is the be all end all for me.

These look like the Candies ads I used to see when I worked at Kohl’s.