He should be prosecuted. He put that child in danger.

Also wastes of fucking time:
1) Detaining refugees and green card holders from majority Muslim countries with no due cause;
2) Supporting a hiring freeze on government agencies that perform important work every day;
3) Building a $14 billion dollar wall on our southern border instead of using that money to fund public…

Congrats to the Boy Scouts of America for catching up with the Girl Scouts of America!

“Ma.”

Shouldn’t this be filed under Dirt Bag?

Welcome to our fair city! If you take metro, make sure to stand on the right, walk on the left. Otherwise you’re good to go!

Story I heard about the Punk’d thing was that they faked him being in a plane crash. Which...if I was scared to death I don’t know if I’d let the Punk’d air either.

Anyone else see Claire Foy and think “Josie Grossie?”

To start out, I would suggest trying a cheap one and then bumping yourself up once you get good. I love Nyx’s liquid liner, it’s about $4 and has great staying power.

Suing over frozen embryos? Are you kidding me?
Let it go, dude.

Are TV shows fair game? If so, consider the following.

Good to see that in his off-season from Last Week Tonight, that John Oliver is getting work as the head of the Treasury.

I put down my junk mail email. Have fun with Yahoo.

I love that lipstick. I also HIGHLY recommend ColourPop matte lipsticks. They’re $6, come in lots of colors, and stay put for hours.

Also excellent.

I have 2! One about myself, and one about voter fraud (I swear this isn’t trolling, it’s pretty damn funny).

Me: In 2012 I had just moved to Virginia and was standing in line ready to vote in a state with lots of electoral votes at stake. I had grown up in Delaware, which is usually a foregone conclusion.

Cheers to Janet Reno. She helped crack the glass ceiling for women just by standing up and bumping her head.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but ALL androids can have sex with the humans. That’s the point of the hookers in the saloon, right? I guess the issue would be if he’s able to reproduce, which would make him human and not android (that is, if his son is biologically his).

I’m guessing Travolta. So many secrets hide beneath that terrible wig.

Obviously they’re jerking it because Miguel is singing in the trailer.