Look, what I did wasn’t murder-murder. That absolutely wasn’t murder, because when you use the word murder you mean I mashed his head into the shaggy carpet with the tire lever. Don’t just throw that word around. What I did was more like a gentle ushering of his consciousness through the tunnel that reaches into the…

And the Venture Brothers creators are hoping for 14 episodes over the next 5-10 years.

As if they’d turn down someone of that profile with that amount of money. THERE ARE NO MORALS, ONLY ZUUL.

It is hard to believe that King is confused about all the attention that the tween orgy scene has received when the novel itself spends so much energy to buffer the reader’s reaction.

Nope — she even lived as a model citizen for several years after her conviction was overturned.

I just don’t know why we hold so many crimes up to the Manson family murders and make comparisons. I mean, I used to be insanely addicted to the ID channel, and the Manson family murders are not the epitome of evil in this country / century.

They need to change the parole system in the United States, then. Because people who have done WAY worse things-but were not associated with the name Manson- have served sentences far shorter than she has. Can’t have different rules for the rich, the poor, the black, the white, and the Manson family.

I’m sure she’ll be rejected again.

“Single Female Layer, fighting for her client. Wearing sexy miniskirts and being self reliant!”

So Trump’s version of kicking “bad guys” out of the country is to remove protections for dreamers who contributed 2 billion annually in taxes, have an employment rate of 91%, and have no criminal record?

I’m not sure how you got access to the open internet from North Korea, but I’d take issue with your assessment of Kim Jong-un as a “strong, competent, and rational” leader.

Yawn. Call me when Taylor starts doing coke and drops an acid-punk album titled “Fuck You Raw: The Strapon Chronicles.”

I’m hoping the rest of the album is a a detailed confession about how she killed a man just to feel something again.

You left the ultimate one out:

Friendly neighborhood sex worker here. The first guy is pretty obvious. Having interacted with thousands of men who were interacting with me for the purposes of sex, I can tell you that most men have no self awareness whatsoever when it comes to interacting with women. The shit men do to get a woman’s attention,…

I hate that we charge juveniles as adults. The state shouldn’t take a hard line with some things like consent or voting and then bend them for others. I understand that this presents challenges but this is particularly true for first offenders.

“So you take her word as is? Not even a bit of skepticism?”

I forgive her because she lived through sixteen years of her husband being lauded as a feminist god friend and champion paragon on virtue while he was actually screwing around on her. I would be pretty pissed off too.

Yeah? Feminists blame the beautiful, needy, aggressive young women for their affairs?