Congratulations! Solid decision and I support you in it. Here, have this gif of a kitten in a box:

Sadly, Hillary can’t “win” the debate...not in any meaningful sense. Mark Twain explained her problem best: “Never argue with stupid people. They will drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.”

Uuummmm... who hacked my photos to find my black cat and shop her onto this egyptian throne? I mean I’m not even mad, just curious. Asking for cat.

Gossip Christmas, twice in a year y’all

My grandmother can leave me wondering sometimes if I was burned, or if my sister was straight up insulted. “Why don’t you wear the other dress? It helped your sister look thin.” It’s like she’s got to get in a twofer.

A GREAT POINT MADE BY MY COLLEAGUE STASSA and furthermore LET’S ALL LISTEN TO WHAT STASSA JUST SAID

I’m adopting a cat next month. My daughter is 5 and she wants a pet sooo bad. She insists it be 1. a girl 2. not a kitten 3. fat.

also a picture of my cat has replaced me

I, for one, welcome our new cat overlords.

When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. And that one sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, and then sank into the swamp. But the…

Appending this to say how cool it is that despite my lame joke, a lot of people have made some really helpful suggestions. Thanks commentariat!

1. Take the oil

I mean, as Jewel said: “As a feminist, I can’t support everything that’s being said tonight, but as somebody who hates Ann Coulter, I’m delighted.”

Normally I’d be against the relentless abuse of a dumb animal, but I’m ok in Ann Coulter’s case.

this makes me incredibly happy

We are not talking about every possible act of violence against a male character that could be shown in a movie, while expecting female characters to never encounter any violence. Note that there is no complaint about any other kind of violence the woman in the movie experiences. This article is about this particular…

That’s some risky business right there.

1. You do not know that. People respond bizarrely to trauma. People often report not crying for days when an actual loved one dies.