Oh HELL no!

I have a lot of complicated feelings about this.

For someone so ill-suited to survive the apocalypse, Eugene sure figured out how to stay alive a lot longer than a lot of other MFers.

Well there's a feather in your cap!

But when will he die???

I don't think I ever thought that. In 97 I wanted to stay in college forever.

Yeah I'm in the middle of re-reading it as a refresher before the show starts. That way I can be accurately outraged by what they get wrong!

Are they really pretending this thing isn't going to be called "Forever Your Girl"?

You really are a delightful pony.

God dammit, that guy is pissing me off so much right now.

Too many god damn people is the root of 80% of our problems.

To be fair, Samantha Bee had Glenn Beck on her show.

Turnout was a huge problem. I may have said this before, but I had a conversation with my hair stylist a few weeks ago about this. She said she has 18 people working for her and 5 of them voted. I live in Florida, so it's especially infuriating.

You definitely don't live in Florida, then.

I mean, couldn't Carol offer him a shower or something?

I love that god damn movie.

That makes me very happy.

Honestly, I think in a lot of cases it just comes down to brain chemistry. Some people are wired to have less of it than others.

You ain't bullshittin'.

I just wish the movie spent a little less time at the end, elbowing me in the ribs and saying, "Get it? GET IT?" Otherwise I liked it a lot.