Hahaha I loved that crazy train.

So how is she making these masks exactly?

It's crazy how fast Funky Buddha exploded.

In my neighborhood, I'm within biking distance of 2 Publixes (Publicies?) a Trader Joe's, a Fresh Market, and a Wal-Mart Neighborhood Store. Opposite of a food desert. Food oasis? I dunno how all these places stay in business.

Got my tickets yesterday!

I learned from Sarah Silverman that squirrels can't find 80% of the nuts they bury. It's no wonder they're cuckoo for birdseed.

Bluejays and mockingbirds do. not. play.

Too soon!

My dog barks at anything that even remotely looks like another animal on screen. Even cartoons and shit.

If we're gonna do actuallies here, the name Khaleesi was flanked by hearts as decoration.

I found it highly amusing when Jennifer Lawrence revealed during a Hunger Games interview that all the Hemsworth boys are just animals when they get together - fighting and jumping around and farting on each other. It seems obvious that they'd just be a bunch of Australian fart monsters, but it's delightful to hear it…

BREAKING: Teens are the worst.

This is a situation where the more I see, the less optimistic I feel so…there's that.

God dammit I loved that show.

Seriously, fuck NBC.

Meh, I hope you're right, but if I've learned anything in the past few months it's this motherfucker's penchant for an "I meant to do that" style of leadership.

So, what I keep thinking is that this dumb shit is going to end up galvanizing the sensible leaders, business-types, citizens, etc. into quadrupling down on environmentally friendly action, thereby making shit generally okay in the next few years or so.

When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University!

No.

That's The Dark Tower.