Yes! A million times yes! I fucking hate dials that have the little “on” icon roll around when you turn it up. I don’t think I could live with a car with that, so basically half the VWAG stuff I can’t buy now. The golf? Does that, can’t even have a ride in one without getting weirdly mad deep inside. Sure, some people…

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The plastic brush guard is steel backed, from what I could see. For harbinger of styling, there is a solid rumour that there’s a smaller, cheaper vehicle coming out sometime in the next couple of years, which is using the Defenders styling, which will sort of replace the original Freelander as being a cheaper option,…

Personally I was skeptical but optimistic when I saw the leaked design, but it looked like the old one enough. Land Rover tends to not keep designs particularly close to the previous model, like how the Range Rover P38A shares actually very little in direct styling to the Classic, yet is totally recognisable as one.…

Well they took an okay looking Series lightweight and made it look aesthetically troubled on so many levels, but then again they aren’t Land Rover and can do what they want. The Discovery, on the other hand is too overly complicated in its design, which makes it stand out in a range of good looking SUVs and now one…

It’s bad because it’s a crap attempt and continuing the Discoverys wonky rear window, or at least nodding to it, but literally just moving the license plate to the left a bit... no. The whole design is just a weirdly bad one in a good looking lineup that has a good eye on designs in general. The Disco 5 is just a…

Oh? It’s asymmetrical buildings that make you uncomfortable...

Really? The dog freaks me out the most mainly because of how much it reminds me of my Labrador... that blank, vacant expression... anyway here’s a house that looks like vaguely like hitler because I can’t remember the point of this comment, it’s 03:43 in the morning and I’m still at work.

But what about his dog? And his house?

Dear lord... what have they done?

It’s not pretty, or neat, but once again I’ve used my daily Freelander as a Van, moving some shit for my mum. Fridge and Tumble Dryer, ladder and lots of odds and ends from my Grandads house.

Yup. They can be vindictive as well, but I think good regular servicing, not calling them ‘she’ and using them regularly on and off-road helps, from personal experience with two of them.

It’s not that hard to explain stuff to an emotionally confused Discovery on their discovery that the Rancho exists, as I shall now share from second hand experience:

Well that just answered my regularly self asked question of:

Not aggressive enough?

The plans for a V12 Land Rover series II? Odd they’d be buried out behind an FCA facility, considering Land Rover is british based...

Where are the plans? I want to obtain them now and make myself one.

What? Like this first gen Honda Crossroads?

Thanks, most of my victim... friends say the same exact same thing.

Fine. Supercar. The current Rangie Sport SVR is pretty damn quick, given a bit more horsepower and some aero work, I can see it hitting 200. Plus that and it’s not like if Jaguar Land Rover has zero experience with 200mph+ cars.