So they FUCKed a scooby?

I think that’s one of the Honda based Rover cars, I believe it’s related to the Honda Legend.

So if it’s a car inspired by Avatar, does that mean everyone will go mad for it when it comes out then immediately forget it about five minutes later? And then hate it because it hasn’t had original thought put into it and it’s basically white man bad and technology bad; trees and off putting cat people good? Despite…

Actually I was sort of semi serious. I wonder if he did miss a comma and he is that much of a prick, or he can’t type because he’s got about two brain cells and they are currently engaged thinking about brunch, or something entirely meaningless.

You know what? That actually makes a scary amount of sense. He forgot a coma and then... damn. You get a star and that is the logical way of looking at that.

I’m seeing more a sort of weird hybrid of a Discovery Sport and Evoque in the body design, Lincoln MKT in the window line and sort of Range Rover Velar with the rear lights. Yet it works and I think it might be the best looking EV right now. The I-Pace looks pretty good, but the Fisker has far better proportions and…

Well the regular Micra is a boring but perfectly usable and unpretentious mover of people. That one is one with strange styling and is just ugly. Although I’d never own one.

I was using anger as a comedy here, but still I hate shit like that with a passion because I know way too many people type like that.

Yes. It’s also a ruin-ised Micra.

Well I’m having brunch? Well I’m having brunch!? How did you fuck that up? While. Not hard to fix. God damn it, my faith in humanity dies a little bit more.

It did, but it seems some hero restored it back to working order. It was a slow roll down a sand dune, it could of been worse. Plus it’s a Land Cruiser. They are tough buggers.

Not the worst use of your time, it is an entertaining episode. Plus that and you can watch a beautiful relationship form between a 30 year old from Birmingham and a 40 year old from Germany whilst they discover Botswana. A relationship that still exists even today.

Yup. A used car for the right price is a good idea, but at some prices a new car is a better choice.

We know what happened to Oliver, I do sometimes wonder if the other two are just rusting on a scrapheap. Because some TG cars find lives after the cameras and crew depart, the  Land Cruiser, Jimny and Range Rover that they used in Bolivia are actually now in use as tour vehicles.

Well, I know what cars I’d use in Botswana.

I get that for America, it doesn’t make that much sense over a preowned Wrangler, but else where it works better, since off-roading in the U.K., for example, size is a negative. A Jimny or freelander can get to places that a Defender or Range Rover simply wouldn’t fit. Also the fact there is a relatively cheap, new…

Nice to see someone who actually knows Land Rover pass the ancient meme of unreliability and nothing else they are good at considered. The LR3 (I had to fight myself from typing Discovery 3 there) is a fantastic tow vehicle as well as a pretty capable offroader. My dad had a TDV6 one that towed a 25 foot caravan, it…

2019 was pretty much a one manufacturer focused year for me, Land Rover. Bought my 3rd car, a project Range Rover Classic 3.9 V8, have had a good amount of greenlaning in my Freelander and then got to get a hands on with the new Defender, which was very reassuringly Defenderish. Hopefully 2020 is more varied,…

Well if that happens, we get to play rebels fighting off a larger force for once. Yay! We can be the good guys for once in history!

I think froot sort of works. Boonets is just how people from Birmingham (the U.K. one) say bonnet. A Froot also sounds less stupid than frunk (they both sound stupid) over here because we like to call things differently to annoy and confuse the colonies.