You cant go around smacking people in the face for saying shit you dont like!!And a woman at that? People were flipping shit over Ray Rice but this is ok?

-This food is vegetarian.

Haunted kale.

Ugh, I can’t find a video clip of that or a clean version of that gif.

This show is my ice cream

“Unfortunately, I do not have the same aptitude for the written word, but if I did I can assure you that my tale would be about the most epic love story — ours.”

its hard to look at those french tips and not read it as a condemnation of brexit.

The women writers leave for a day and already the men of this site can’t stop talking about their dicks.

What are any of us doing anywhere without Dorinduh?

YES GIVE IT TO ME

Dorinduh always has the best lines (haha, double entendre because she likes cocaine). I’m gonna be using this line with the same enthusiasm that I use “I cooked. I decorated. I made it nice.”

On more than one occasion a friend has said something like “OMG, you’ll never guess what happened,” and I’ve responded “Please, don’t let it be about Tom ...” in my huskiest Crackerjacks voice. So, I feel you.

I cannot wait for the next person to ask me, “How are you doing?”

Well, this fucking sucks.

“Heavens to betsy, I’ve never met a Russian trade representative in my life! I prefer American trade!”

Normally, I would agree with you, but things are not normal anymore. I remain skeptical that what should happen will happen. “Cuz, you know, shit is weird now.

Those pics are glorious, but in my opinion, the most gorgeous thing about Trevante Rhodes is his smile: