Tell me, nimwit, when was the last time a class action lawsuit against a corporation as large as Microsoft ever went anywhere? Can you give me one example? Or are you talking out of your ass?

Perhaps not, but it wouldn't be hard to implement.

And you know nothing of English, so there's that.

No, I'm a conversationalist, and this is an apt forum for discussion. Nowhere does it say "you must be purchasing an Xbox to comment here".

If you think of how much of the design of the 360, and the dashboard, have changed with time, I can only see these DRM and always online features being ushered in slowly the same way.

Aw, is poor little Xbaby all mad? Seems like it. Call up Xbox Support and see if they'll change your diaper.

You're right, it would be impossible. It would be absolutely impossible. There is no feasible way for it to occur, at all, it is the one constant in this universe. In this great age of technology we are living it, this must be permanent, it cannot be changed, altered or affected in the future. You, sir, are the…

There is nothing stopping Microsoft from introducing this stuff once people have already forked over $500 for the console. Once their install base is at 10M or 20M, introducing these features.

The fuck did I do?

He doesn't conform to what people expect of him, and this album doesn't conform to what a typical rap album should sound like. People have preconceived notions about how artists should sound, and there are those who appreciate when an artist breaks free from that, and there are those who loathe it. Just look at Daft…

The comments here are hilarious. The album has divided you exactly like Kanye wanted it to. It's such an abstract, blunt album. It isn't like anything else in the genre, it's excellent, and Kanye wants you to hate on him, he feeds off of it.

My Samsung TV remote. I bought my TV at the beginning of 2010, three years later, after daily use, still using the same batteries that came with the remote.

Okay, I'll rephrase. Anyone with any basic critical thinking skills, reasoning, and sensibility is against the Xbox One.

Why is he doing PR wearing that ridiculous thing on his head? Why does he not take this seriously? It's a $500 investment. Everyone is against Microsoft right now, and the fact he takes it so lightly, makes me question why he doesn't take our concerns seriously?

Were you born this year or something? Or did you miss 2011? When this game debuted at Spike VGA's in 2011, that's all anyone would say about this game. It wasn't until Beyond Two Souls came around that they redesigned Ellie to look less like Ellen Page. Her name is Ellie though, for christ's sake. She still looks and…

Anybody watch Dirty Sexy Money? Was I wrong in liking it?

This is fruitless, there's nothing to gain from bickering with belligerent people.

Kotaku does adhere to journalistic standards, as does Deadspin. Both Deadspin and Gawker have their fun, with Craig James, or Rob Ford, but it's about maintaining a degree of professionalism, and clearly I wasn't alone in that sentiment. It's not about following corporate guidelines, I saw on 4chan that they referred…

It'd be the same as referring to the president as Barack Obomba.

I hate the Xbox One, don't get me wrong, I hate it and what it stands for. But at the same time, I feel that there is something incredibly unprofessional for it to be referred to as Xbone here on Kotaku.