No, the definitive Mario Kart sits in my closet inside of my N64. It's a cartridge, it has 8 characters, and it's the best racing game of all-time.

Seems as if Kojima's been watching Kathryn Bigelow's filmography.

Cut this shit to some dubstep, that falcon is wub wubbing all over the place. Fly straight, you little bitch.

aw but how will my baby play it if it's not on wii u?

Not many, I guarantee.

According to Amazon, it comes with the console.

Amazon has it listed with the camera though.

Yeah but he can't play his friend's Xbox One's games on his console. USA! USA! USA!

VGChartz tracks console sales. As of today, PS3 has sold more consoles than Xbox 360. This, given with the fact that the 360 came out 12 months before the PS3, means that the 360 is undoubtedly in third place.

Battlefront was the best-selling Star Wars game up until The Force Unleashed came out. They advertised it on the box. Look it up on VGChartz, they sold 5M copies of Battlefront 1, and 5M copies of Battlefront 2. That's a huge success.

Uppercut? More like an exaggerated tennis serve.

This is still a mock-up, it's not a screenshot.

Did you fucking read?

I ain't no fucking scientist, but I know that some shit that's 120000 years old ain't exactly how it used to be. What degree of confidence do these scientists make these claims and what room of error do they allow for?

I was entirely serious.

Well how the hell else are they gonna spy on you? Gonna get that internet connection so they can watch you through the Kinect and appropriately target advertising towards you. "Oh, the Johnson family has arrived back home. There are five of them. Checking their pulse, they appear famished, better suggest they order a…

Yep, I always say that it looks like a TV show, it's certainly blocked like one. People get all defensive and think I'm knocking the film though. I enjoyed it. But when compared to something like The Dark Knight Rises, The Avengers honestly does look like a TV show. There isn't all that much "cinematic" about it, in…

Yeah, you don't really get to appreciate the costume work in the film because the cinematography is so sub-par. Hopefully for Avengers 2 they'll step it up. Skyfall had Deakins, Mission: Impossible has Elswitt, The Dark Knight Rises has Pfister. You could make The Avengers 2 gorgeous by hiring the right person, and…

By not changing much? Or by copying Google.