Will the cube be unbroken?

Nigga, shut the fuck up.

"What people forget is that Tim and co. are the ones responsible for Psychonaughts and Brutal Legened"

Fuck this.

I doubt he'll remain jobless for very long. Dallas and Vancouver both need coaches, and he's the most qualified one available.

"It's not like it can be in every store branch".

Seems to be using the same sort of technology Twixtor does.

Zidane

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I'm calling it Xbox Juan.

I tweeted this at Max Scoville earlier, but:

Are you sure it's not "you're" team?

"So what are you're expectations"

You can only "underachieve" if there are expectations placed upon you.

Yup, only to point out your stupidity.

Back when there were 6 teams in the league, over 50 years ago. That's like arguing, "Well my life is complete shit and I'm a failure, but my grandpa sure was cool!"

Easy to say that as a Leafs fan, as nobody expects anything of the Leafs because they've been horrible for decades.

What a bizarre stat to pull out of your ass.

Exactly, there is no excuse, Toronto is fucking garbage. Plain and simple.

They tried bringing a Cup to LA in the 90's with Gretzky and it didn't happen. Is LA buzzing for hockey now after the Cup win in 2012? This is Deadspin, do you not remember the countless articles of orange-faced fucking news anchors using wrong graphics and not knowing a thing about the team? Tampa won a cup too and…