“First, obligatory JKR is a bigot and by playing this game you’re (the general you, not the author here) basically saying you care more about playing a video game than anto-trans bigotry.”

Just here to watch the slacktivists do their thing, lol

You wasting time on TikTok?

You mean people might think that the disaster was worse than it actually is and might abandon some shithole town in Ohio as a result?

Can always count on Jalopnik to present a fair and unbiased view on any politically tinged subject. I can only assume these editorials are written with intended bias, to encourage more clicks from both sides. The persistent political bias is the primary reason I don’t visit Jalopnik very often anymore.

“I'm sick of these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane" will always be the king.

“And the projection for 2023 isn’t much better: Sales figures are expected to remain well below pre-pandemic levels, with analysts forecasting around 17 million new cars will be sold in 2023.”

I’m pretty sure his “How dare you?!” is playing on the meme of Thunberg saying that at the world leaders at the climate conference she was at a few years ago.

The only reason the Democrats were taking money from this guy is because they are a party of criminal frauds who are exactly the same as Republicans.   

Where my loan stands: Zero balance. I paid it off.

Midterm elections are over. Don’t expect more handouts until they want to buy your 2024 vote.

Still, it’d be nice if more people had been willing to throw a buck a month his way for the sake of the work he was doing for them.

Don’t wait just go, I will mop up your tears.

Actually is called " driving " and if find it that difficult you absolutely should not be driving 

Prediction: Uber will virtue-signal non-stop for the next 7 years about how “green and environmentally responsible” they are, at which point they will then quietly sweep the “EV only” idea under the rug and move on to their next scheme. 

Some folks still slide through the drive-thru trying to forget about the Trump-loving Chick-fil-A affiliates who nearly tarnished the brand’s reputation with their campaign donations.

So, do some of you Takeout writers do nothing all day but stare at TikTok? I swear, I rarely see TikTok mentioned elsewhere, but it's rampant here. And every single topic is trash.

This is weird af. Nothing about this makes any sense, even the outrage. We’ve seen white men be female asian cartoon characters on Twitch and it’s empowering. How is this different? I get that we can change our sex and not our race, but still. How is this different from a drag show? Where a skinny white man dresses up…

If white people can invent ‘Latinx’ than TikTok can invent ‘Latinx food’.

Well then he’s not going to like the way he looks.