Part of me really wants to see what the outcome would be like if she and Zuckerberg had a baby, but most of me is grateful that her spacelizard cloaca is incompatible with Zuckerberg’s 68-pin monodirectional replication cable. 

She gives me Piper vibes from OitNB

He’s not overrated. He fully deserves every rate of hate he gets. Possibly more. He may be underhated.

Yeah there’s one good one and the rest vary from so so to utter trash.

I forget, is it D+ or D- that’s considered “The Gentleman’s F?”

I’m just hoping this movie contains the line, “Somehow, Alan Grant has returned.”

The show is miles better than the comic. It does have a lot of violence in it though.

That was the single most-informative paragraph I’ve ever read in an internet comment. I will be using that quote, as well. Fire, indeed.

How much more back could they be? The answer is “None.” None more back.

Nothing left but a green globule.

The Princess Wife?

Jesus, I cannot wait until this Marvel thing dies down.

i saw ‘the lighthouse’ at tiff and eggers introduced it. he could barely contain his excitement that it was in imax and it was adorable.

I love it when Star Trek, the show that uses sci-fi parable to address modern-day issues, abandons the parable and just describes modern-day issues. Fuck yeah!

So, overdose?

One of those approaches is better, though, because it actually involves writing books.

George, fuck all the way off. 11 years on and countless side projects, your disrespectful, obnoxious and sarcastic “Sympathy” for your fans shows your whole ass. You’re not that good of a writer. You do owe your fans some respect for their support and patience with your bullshit. STFU until you have something for…

“Tyrion awoke shortly after dawn, had a bowel movement, and told the nubile serving girl (whose totally nude body glistened with morning dew) to bring him dark beer, blackened herring, and . . .” Hmm, “eel pie?” No, already did that one. “air-cured hagfish cakes . . .” No, that’s not it. “pickled cod smothered in mint…

What, you aren’t just fascinated by “...and then there was King Aelon III, who married his sister and was killed by a dragon, and he was succeeded by King Jaemaerys VIII, who married his niece, went mad, and threw himself off a cliff, so he was succeeded by King Rhaeghoyl II, who was married to his second cousin but…

As it happens, after waiting more than a decade I no longer care about The Winds of Winter, so happily he doesn’t have to feel sorry for me.