Part of me really wants to know what "football his face" means. Punt? Kick? Extra Point? So many options really.

Uhh. There's a horse, standing on two legs behind your car.

Not sure that's necessarily true. Vader is shown meditating without his mask in Empire Strikes Back so arguably he can survive without his mask for at-least a short period of time with the aid of the force.

"Soon."

except you need to shut your dirty whore mouth

Dick physics have a long way to go before they can match boob physics.

Those are not TIE pilots.

So, let me get this straight: Missori cops want to punish black men for putting their hands up and saying "Don't shoot." Hrm.

you know what I find offensive? 18 year olds getting shot and prosecutors intentionally throwing the case

Oh for fuck's sake, Mormons.

Yeah, it's almost like both things are offensive and shouldn't be celebrated.

Yeah, it's almost like both things are offensive and shouldn't be celebrated.

You stupid, bro?

Yes, and the car is called the Hoonicorn.

I'd send you China candy, but it'd probably kill you =[

This is my favorite Paid Kotaku Advert ever.

I guess Mr. Molinaroli lost control of his Johnson.........Hey-yooooooooooooo

"Jon Stark has died at age 4 after a period of illness"