The White House may confuse the Master Chief with John Spartan.
"fluctuating male hormones" did you just really write off Colin Powell not being a capable male no matter what race he is?
At least there's no Rape and Pillage tourism package.
LA people can't force weather to turn to shit.
It would have been hilarious if somebody lit it on fire since it's Japanese.
I'm surprised it hasn't been burned down by the anti-japanese mobs.
Suspects, still investigating why they are driving Susan Ko's car.
They found the murders in Los Angeles County. http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/SeaTac-Washington-Police-Find-Couple-Suspected-of-California-Crime-Spree-Hercules-El-Monte-173607241.html
In high school a decade ago I used Senor Bag o Crap, for chat and games.
Neil Young?
Maybe it has to do with wearing tights.