Delivery drivers fall under the same federal compensation rules as servers. We are paid lower than minimum wage, and are taxed on 10% of our total sales, regardless. If you want to pay your drivers minimum wage plus the federal transportation compensation and eat it out of your own costs, open your own pizzeria.

At first you sit and you wonder what they're for, like half the buttons in cars nowadays even though they all do the same thing but every manufacturer insists on their own button-naming scheme because each and every brand is a pretty pretty princess, all very special and everything. One button says S/I, the other says…

"Sorry, I thought you were black."

Congrats on being terrible

Just because something is a privilege and not a right doesn't mean it can be denied on discriminatory grounds. You don't have the right to eat at some particular restaurant, but if they throw you out because you're black, they're in trouble. Talk about non-thinking emotional knee-jerking.

Cis- is the antonym to trans-, so cisgender just means that you aren't trans. Real fucking simple.

Cis- is the Latin opposite of the prefix trans-. It makes sense.

I bought my ex-wife a keychain when she got her new car back in 2003 — "no farting in the car". Sadly, she did not abide by that rule.

THIS, if by "analog visibility" you mean *car design* that actually enables you to see short things behind you like children. I am dissatisfied with all the "just look behind you" blame-the-driver comments in this thread - my JX35's rear window is too damn high for something close to the rear end and shorter than the…

I like playing peek a boo with them when I am bored.

This holds a cup too. You've just gotta drive smoothly.

"You're not supposed to use mirrors to park..."

Soooo...like any car it will eventually look outdated? You don't say. I'd rather have this than not.

An empty parking lot isn't even remotely the same as getting butt fucked by your M4 on a crowded street.

The difference is that one is in a parking lot with no people or other cars to hit, while the others commonly are on public roads and doing dumb things like hopping curbs as we saw with that M4 yesterday

Not necessarily. The idiots and ass hats your referring to were doing burnouts on a street with people standing on the sides, very close to the cars. This is very different than an empty parking lot with no one around. Context matters...

It's not about ridiculously sensitive American values and sex. It's about being stupid. It is a car and although there are all kinds of people in the world with different fetishes, I have never heard of anyone ever having sex with a car.

How about just shut the fuck up and don't comment on his purchase?

It's not the legal obligation here. It's the inequal treatment. They would have provided a Mercedes loaner car to someone who did not have a service dog. That's discrimination against a physical handicap.

There's really only one option here...