There must be some White people in trouble.

This doesn't have enough stars.

The best part is that I'm sure this thing is faster around a track than a Ferrari 458.

But then you'd have to live in a cultural wasteland or some place that doesn't have perfect weather, and eugh no.

It's worth mentioning that Subaru is a small company and that they were the only ones to offer to two body styles for their hotted up economy cars. Ford? All hatchbacks. Mazadaspeed3? Hatchback. GTI? Same.

Eat ass, Ferrari.

It's really hard when there really is no competition out there for you. Who else sells a car that big for that amount of money?

The Charger isn't a luxury car. If you want power and a really great interior you're going to have to step up to a luxury brand.

You know they will. Dealerships are gross like that.

Here's what you do if you want the Hellcat to corner decently:

Drams queen.

It's most likely that they can't and don't care to drive a manual because those are for nerds. And they also don't want any of the drawbacks of a sporty hatchback. Ride comfort. Stuff like that.

This is the face of a man who gives his blow up doll the shocker.

Best prostate stimulant in the world, baby.

I don't know very many homes in California that have basements. I don't know of any that have basements, actually.

What would happen to someone if they decided to jump into that geyser?

I love you, Hola Chrome extension. I love you so, so much.

Even the GT-R is a straight-line weapon.

Sounds hot.

Someone's a little touchy.