Why on Earth would I click through anything you've posted before? And I'm sorry, but who owns a Versa?

That cop scares the shit out of me. He's a fucking Need for Speed video game character. The antagonist to the anti-heroes.

Why on earth are you drag racing a Miata, philistine?

You expect us to sit here and watch a 360p video?

If it weren't for these regulations we wouldn't have the fuel efficiency that we have today. If it were down to "what the market demanded" they'd have dragged their fucking feet. As the market tends to do. Always. Without fail.

What a stupid, short sighted, ignorant man you are.

Even a Smart isn't taller than a small child, which is what these cameras are aiming to protect.

The US is a first world country! I swear'

I want a Fozzie to compliment my WRX.

A White (possibly straight) male types, "...I'm not offended very easily..." and I eye roll so hard that it creates a time warp.

God damn! It's gorgeous.

They're going to die soon.

We have oldies, we have Jazz, but eugh. Traditional radio is so stupid.

An aux jack? Even a cassette deck so that I can use one of those awful adapters.

Do you have Aspergers?

It pains you to see an inefficient, gutless dinosaur go? Good riddance, I say.

Coffee is hot. And it was her fault that she spilled it. But, had it been in line with what other coffee shops were serving the damages wouldn't have been as bad as they were in this particular case.

Why do people always immediately use that McDonald's hot coffee lawsuit as an example? It was a legitimate case. The coffee was much, much hotter than it should have been.

There's this thing called auto-dimming that every car with an infotainment screen has implemented since ever. You flip your headlights on, or they come on automatically and the screen dims. Like magic.

Because a movie about street racers can really only be cliched, predictable, and dumb because street racers are all of the above. Emphasis on "dumb".