Every time any new car is announced, some blind person has to come in and post this exact comment.

Hurry and come to America, Alfa!

Is an engine swap really that big of a departure?

Bold, italicize, and underlines it. Twice. And then asks that you let it shit in your throat before you're allowed to drive it off the lot.

It's a WRX. They all look like economy cars with body kits.

That pig-nosed Impreza is the ugliest one they've produced.

I'm sorry, are you being sarcastic?

Every Subaru WRX STI has looked like X economy car with a body kit because it is a god damn economy car with a body kit. And a turbo. And upgraded suspension and braking bits. And a center diff.

Wha...why? What role is it filling?

Why are they still making that when they're selling Darts? I thought that replaced the Avenger.

I keep expecting a crash, followed swiftly by the sound of two moist cardboard boxes slamming into one another. I forget that this isn't GT6.

ANY CAR WITH SEAT WARMERS

I couldn't get through that worthless screed.

Who the cares that they're ugly? They're large and purpose built for taxi duties. As long as I'm comfortable and have a place to charge my phone, I'm a happy camper. The sliding doors and tall profile are great for getting in and out of tight city spaces and it's not being powered by a large V8 that's spewing larger…

Right?

http://jalopnik.com/police-now-say…

That happens when you order with super saver free shipping. Get a Prime account. Enjoy 2-day and next day deliveries.

I've been to my Subaru dealership around 4 times. I have never once seen a Tribeca in the lot.

It's to do with where the money for this car is going.

That's not the point. The point is that Subaru hasn't changed. Their cars have always looked boring.