No, really. The amount of outrage and just all around effort you put into this post is staggering. Which is to say any.

I'm with you on digging the Mk1 Explorer, and yeah. It was because of Jurassic Park. That bubble glass ceiling! That should have been an option.

Does anyone believes the Italians can come up with something better than Chrysler's Uconnect system (which is one of the better thought out infotainment systems)? Considering the travesty that came with the outgoing Quattroporte, surely not.

Ladies and gentlemen of the world!

You're a very sad man, aren't you? Just rife with insecurities.

I doubt that's an original, though.

Did this fucker write "AMIRITE" in his review?

I'm glad we're on the same page.

No. In fact, I'm paying extra to see this and any future movies in the franchise in glorious D-box.

I can't think about which car I'm most excited about because I keep thinking about the fact that I've been sold the same downloadable content that I bought in Forza 4.

I bet those super liberals know when to use "they're" and "their" in a sentence correctly.

Most tastefully modded cars? Wouldn't that be Fast and Furious? An orange Veilside RX-7 on chrome rims is not tasteful.

It's fucking obnoxious.

Oh, car enthusiasts. Where would you be without the gobs of hyperbole?

And I think taking themselves too seriously is something car enthusiasts can do without.

These movies are so stupid and I love them.

I really, really want one of these.

NAH BRO I ONLY LISTEN TO G AND EFFIN R, MAN. AOOOOOOOH! I'M UTTERLY IRRELEVANT!

Friday wasn't... never mind.

Yeah, like beating innocent minorities.