Wet blanket.

Can you read?

We're still using "gay" as a derogatory term in 2013?

Sometimes people speak different languages.

The 2012 didn't sell poorly. The press hated it, consumer perception staid the same.

I was so scared.

So, we're in agreement? Cable news shows are terrible and NPR is great?

Wa-wait. What's worse than being a racist in this instance? Making loud engine noises?

You've got a lot of middle America dreamers moving to Los Angeles who don't understand that oil builds on roads because it hasn't rained for all but three days out of the entire year. They're used to wet roads, but not the oily wet roads of Los Angeles.

LA has PCH. And the Hollywood hills. Sorry.

Look at that scared White woman looking somberly outside her window!

Weren't they, though? For the most part, I mean.

Everyone that's upset Ryan Gosling won is fat.

He also drove a BMW 3.0 CS in Fracture. Extra cred.

What a massive imbecile.

Name drop city up in dis piece!

Why is that poor old man's face sliding off his head?

Something about this video makes it look like video game footage. Am I the only one seeing this?

Want to be best friends?