Oh, look! Pathetic fantasists!

Get off the computer and go to bed, grandpa!

But the 300ZX was a fatter, bulky mess compared previous Zs. It's also disastrously ugly. It isn't the last true Z. It was the beginning of the end.

Sales are up, though! So, whatever is they're doing is going to continue happening. Sorry.

I laughed at my computer screen. Thanks.

John Davis isn't a real human being. Nobody talks that way!

Yes it does. And it's male drivers who get into more accidents than females. Kill that tired, incorrect stereotype.

Chrysler 300s aren't even built in Detroit.

I'm not ashamed in the least bit.

Completely missing the point entirely once more is why your intelligence comes into question.

I don't think anyone has any beef with the fact that you don't like the FR-S. It's the fact that you compare apples to oranges.

You can buy a lot of used crap for far less than it costs to buy a new car, you great big dolt.

Eugh, I know, right? Straight White males have it so hard. It's, like, so unfair how minority groups have it not-as-good, but are slowly getting there.

Prius drivers have rude loud mouths, you're in company with these deplorable sacks of crap. Generalizations sure are useless, aren't they?

I completely disagree. Chrome is outdated. Garish. The fact that there's any chrome on my Impreza WRX at all irks me.

No one's quite as serious as you are, friend.

What magical leaps in logic did you have to make to come up with that awful analogy? Starting a car versus the act of driving it? Those two aren't the same, now, are they?

::sigh::

And I'm sure, as a native Angelino, that you can appreciate the fact that it's now easier to breath due to these illogical actions.

"That sound of a big V8 growling and bellowing across the desert has got to be one of the single most evocative noises in the world."