God I hope they wore masks. Look at all that asbestos.

Quoted from my favorite website.

Its also a place to discuss, so dont comment if you cant stand the kitchen or some shit.

I'm going to buy a magnum of wine and record my own. It's going to be the new Wizard People.

is this marriage snark? or butch bitches who wont take a man's last name snark. its hard to tell.

I think its safe to say that no 17 year old girl purchasing a prom dress is going to think about any of this, and just buy something cool that they hope their friends will like. Old bitches like us think about it all we want.

Personal taste aside, some of these dresses are pretty fierce, in an awesome space queen kind of way. They're a fuck of a lot better than virginal fairy princess disasters of prom seasons past. The sooner we kill the princess fantasy, the better, imo.

Death 2 Buzz

I hope this trailer is cleverly misleading and it gets REAL WEIRD. Has potential!!

Flavored vodka in club soda. No cals from the mixer, lots of flavor from the booze, which come in so many flavors, the orange or citron ones are the most refreshing I find, but vodka comes in such a wide variety of flavors, its basically like adding a boozy flavor syrup to club soda.

Smith and Miller were just the names I saw most frequently on the whole national map (I actually dont know if I've ever met one white Smith in my entire life living in the Northeast)

I'm certain almost all the Smiths and Millers are from a great great grandparent who changed their name either to hide their actual ethnicity or just start a new life away from whatever family bullshit they were running west/north/east/south from. Surnames in America really amount to precisely nothing.

Or easier, avoid the shower, send a gift. Go to bachelorette (if you're invited). Showers are boring AND evil.

How does one give a sure-footed blowjob. This sounds advanced, and I like to be on the cutting edge of blow-job technology, as to not end up like one of these dishwater soaked sucker wives named in the article.

I'm overjoyed. Are you telling me they made a 90 minute "walk off" scene from Zoolander?! This is brilliance. Needs a little more bowie, but we cant win em all.

Does anyone remember what 4chan calls the act of actually participating in the forums? Its vulgar. "Pissing into an ocean of piss" This is essentially the nature of this very hilarious troll on their 'own' (if its true)

Lets be best friends.

This isn't about the coincidence of alcoholics who have also used acid once or twice in their lifetime. This is a report on a controlled, monitored LSD therapy to treat alcoholism. Or, RTFA.

This is a real thing that is being explored currently. Prior to his death, my father was undergoing this sort of treatment with incredible success, he went for nearly 3 years without a single relapse, which was totally unprecedented in over 15 years of severe alcohol abuse. So yea, it works, I thought him untreatable.

This was a good scene in the book, and well done here. (read: not overwrought) Excited.