$35k buys the nicest ‘88 Fiero GT with your choice of supercharged 3800 V6/LS/Northstar swap with money left over.

No effing way! Overpriced, low-power, worn-out and the seller is asking new-car prices for something that’s approaching the end of its useful and problem-light lifespan.

Fixed it.

For years now, CarMax has been treating both buyers and sellers like children. Sale prices too high, but non-negotiable. Buying prices too low, and also never budge on those.

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Yea rules are always a good thing. Especially as a homeowner. No one wants their property values brought down. But this isn’t that. This is something else. 

Judging from the quality of this stucco patch, I think he could brush some white nail polish on the car and call it a day.

Hell, if you click-through on the ad for it, the OP says the $400 is negotiable.  You could probably score that puppy for $300.

COUNTERPOINT

From the title on down, this article is pure poetry. 

Right below the Big Smack.

And to the left of the McFlurry o’Fists.

It’s just above the five-piece chickenshit tenderizers.

It’s listed right after the 10-piece McKnuckle.

after the woman generously decided to give her attacker a lifetime supply of Filet-o’-Fist sandwiches.

the Dora Milaje School for Wishing a Motherfucker Would.

Brake light shape makes me want to say it’s a second gen S-10, but that’s all I’ve got to go on.

It is unhealthy how I feel about flat bills. I keep staring at how the ears are tucked in and how it makes everyone look 12 when they are 45 yrs old. I want them all to go away.

Someone paid $33,000 for an OTS Renegade kit, wrap, and some wheel spacers? Damn.