Awww, come on. You don’t want a Chevy Camero?

Hookers, dead hookers to be exact.

The dealership experience. If they seem way too gung-ho and high-pressure, all I want is out.

The aircraft pictured in this article is the 2-seater version of the Grognard, also referred to as the Grognard II. The single seater looked like this:

About 70 years too late for Sonny Corleone.

Not surprised at all. Hopefully his settlement is enough to keep him comfortable for the rest of his life. Unfortunately it will come out of the city’s funds instead of the PD itself. It would be really satisfying if the cops had to sell off their MRAPs and cut their military cosplay budget to cover this stuff instead…

It seems like Tacked on letters is so summer of 2013.

Back parking lot, 3:10.  Be there.

He went about this all wrong. Once he found the Air Tag, he should’ve purchased a tranquilizer rifle and parked the car somewhere easily monitored. Cut to a point some time in the future & the thief wakes up in wearing a ball gag chained in the basement of a pawn shop.

He could have posted it on Jalopnik as one-of-a-kind MT Cherokee and David Tracy would have recovered it ;-)

I am the luckiest guy in the world.

Given your MPG figures and the tank size, maybe this is the vehicle the New York congressional candidate drives?

Hey- when one party decided that its perfectly ok to storm our nation’s capital then the comments I made are correct.

It’s a strong indication of how much contempt Republicans have for the American voting public that they continue to claim that moderate Democrats are “socialists”. No one who has any understanding of actual socialism could make that claim with a straight face.

Uhm, I actually pay my local city to take it away.

Urine for a lot of trouble with that suggestion.

Welp, only one thing to do. Go back to collecting it the way the Romans did. On street pee receptacles for everyone! 

The GTO is nice, but the Pontiac G8 GXP was SOOOO much cooler and better looking IMHO, especially if you can find a manual. Also, he did say “4 doors preferred”.

King Ranch is the extra spicy kind of salad dressing, right?

Didn’t bother doing even five seconds of googling about King Ranch either...  These self-writing slideshow articles where they paste 10 responses to the question de jour have zero effort.