NO lowballers, NO scammers.  I know what I have.

Reminds me of this.

It’s just Pilgrim.

This is what’s known as a “rotary car dumper,”

In my head I heard celebrity referee Mills Lane!

Wanty want want.

Am I the only one looking at those pictures and saying to themselves: “That would make one hell of an RV!!”?.

The 2019 Toyota Supra: For the discerning customer who likes the way a Bimmer drives, but can’t get enough of that sweet, sweet Toyota styling.

Such as Trump’s hot air.

Our.  Worst.  President.  Ever.

No kidding.  Some dust/crumbs fall in the boot?  We have these great things called vacuums.  What a time to be alive.

67 Camaro in Better of Dead.

Seems like this is an update to the old way VW used to say “fuck you”:

There are $2k cars with blown motors that are worth fixing. This isn’t one of them.

I’d punch the NP button at this price if the engine was in running condition.

No, we hit the CP, because a broken PT Loser is worth about $500.  There are plenty of cars we would be willing to turn a wrench and get running again for the $2000 out lay.  This is not one of them.

No. I can get a running and driving Miata for $2k all day. Why would I want a broken PT cruiser for the same price?

“I lit $4000 on fire, and now I’d like to pass the torch”

From the ad:

Sometimes you have to steer left to go right.