That was Tex Johnston, test pilot extraordinaire

Not available as a wagon; CP

This is why I’ll never own one. The only reason. No other reasons.

Front loading washer.

Buy another CTS-V wagon.

Did you work for Initech or Penetrode? 

It’s true though. Similarly, ALL Latin American women are “passionate” like this.

You’d have to tape his fingers too.

Yep!

His replacement is just like him, but competent. It’s very bad stuff. 

Do you want to feel even more stupid? The “sapphire” part is just synthetic aluminum oxide grown in a furnace, which in rough form retails for around $100/kilo. Turning a rough chunk into that key fob is a matter of a few hours’ work at most by some factory worker in China.

Well, as a Rigellian, I should have, but you set down roots, breed with a human female, get a mortgage, and...you know. If you think ‘Muricans hate undocumented human aliens, imagine what it’s like for undocumented space aliens.

There is a difference between meetng Catholics and knowing Catholicism. I’ve been Catholic all of my life(over 60 years) I am black and have never experienced anything like this. I won’t get into a back-and-forth on the various denominations beliefs and practices  but it’s clear to me that you are generalizing and…

Probably because we’ve definitively proven that we’re collectively too dumb to be allowed into polite interstellar society.

“I imagine it would be slightly harder to find someone ready to fill up your radioactive nuclear tank than a gas tank.” I have it on good authority that in 1955, plutonium was a little hard to come by, but by 1985, it’s available in every corner drug store.

That’s gold Jerry, gold!

The best part is when she fell through the ceiling. 

Thanks for the info! I was excited when I thought you could get an ls7 vette for low 20's at first. Hopefully the c6 zo6 come down eventually too. That ls7 is a beast!

It’s a Fusion Hybrid.

Now I’m imaginging my rebellious 16 year old autonomous Civic deciding to drive itself to AutoZone for hub cap spinners and a glasspack muffler.