Blame yourself (by which I mean we, the car-buying public).

Definitely not the proper way to “Escape” the situation.

Mostly thumbs.

How did we become the dominant species?

best moral of the story ever

I know that’s real but every time I see it, my eyes tell me it’s a 1/24 scale diorama.

Oh man let’s agree to disagree on that one. I love the C7. In Red or black, please.

Paint it brown and it would be a Jalop slam dunk.

I have mental images of this going on in my head:

Man, my wife is gonna be PISSED when she comes home to find this in the driveway yard. At least I waited til after Valentine’s Day.

Hopefully he turns up safe and sound.

We had a work Suburban. Lasted over a decade of daily use (don’t know how long before that, but at least a decade) often 3+ hours a day on the road, multiple 5-10 hour drives a year, being driven mostly by 20-30 year olds who did not give an eff and drove it hard. What a champ.

not a bad choice really.

I miss my ‘99 every day. Best “go anywhere, do anything” vehicle I’ve ever owned. Space for cargo, plenty of seating if you need it, you can sleep in the back, safe. Looooong roof for any kind of roof rack mounted gear you could want. Gas mileage wasn’t great, but who cares? You don’t have to think about whether or…

Get three quarter ton with the small block v8. Then find a small tent trailer or a small travel trailer. Best of both worlds

Chevy Suburban

All answers are wrong. The right answer is Roadmaster with a mattress in the back.

That’s the urban legend, but it’s wrong.

Corbin is an awesome dude and he does good work, but I think part of the appeal of owning something like this is having built it. Not something I’d buy.

Also, being Californian, I’m not interested in finding out how difficult this thing is to smog. There’s a reason he registers his stuff out of state.

And you would not have been far off - this thing is an abomination