I couldn’t get it to work. It asked me to enter my salary...then abruptly redirected me to chrysler.com.

Go-faster parts for the Duke are few and feeble. The Duke is a pretty solid engine for its time and mission profile, but not what you want on something with “Indy” on the back.

it’s “fuck it, why not” money. pick up a nice aluminum block 4.3 vortek from the junkyard, an f40 tranny from the junkyard, paint it with truckbed liner and tear up the stoplight grand prix.

the King of the Hill Corvette

Dodge Demon people: “But can it pull the front wheels off the ground?!”

Hey kids! Are you sick and tired of listening to mom and dad bitch about politics? Good news! In this leviathan of a car, you can sit in the back seats and not hear them! No, not those back seats silly...the back seats! That’s right, in the Caprice Wagon there’s enough space for you to stay well and clear of the folks…

I can relate. I never end up developing an interest in sports because my experience has been more similar to Calvin.

Look at this middle-aged white guy. Standing there smiling, shoving our face in his middle-aged whiteness, just a month after a middle-aged white guy killed 59 people in Las Vegas.

Exactly. Anytime anyone says “It’s just...” I back away, shaking my head with hands in the air repeating, “Nope”.

A Fit is a great little car.

“Used Magnums”

That pop up headlight, that won’t close completely, is driving me nuckin’ futs!!

Romulans might not be too happy we broke the Treaty of Algeron.

I see you shiver with antici

Fuck that, I’ve got a tabby and some duct tape. Now I know what my weekend project’s gonna be!

They’re trying to loosen the laws in PA. But I remember my first time in PA trying to buy beer and sheetz didn’t stock any at all.

I’m pretty sure this thing has Mexican license plates.

Trump wins the King George impression of the year award.

That guy waving though.