Paint it brown and it would be a Jalop slam dunk.

I have mental images of this going on in my head:

Man, my wife is gonna be PISSED when she comes home to find this in the driveway yard. At least I waited til after Valentine’s Day.

Hopefully he turns up safe and sound.

We had a work Suburban. Lasted over a decade of daily use (don’t know how long before that, but at least a decade) often 3+ hours a day on the road, multiple 5-10 hour drives a year, being driven mostly by 20-30 year olds who did not give an eff and drove it hard. What a champ.

not a bad choice really.

I miss my ‘99 every day. Best “go anywhere, do anything” vehicle I’ve ever owned. Space for cargo, plenty of seating if you need it, you can sleep in the back, safe. Looooong roof for any kind of roof rack mounted gear you could want. Gas mileage wasn’t great, but who cares? You don’t have to think about whether or…

Get three quarter ton with the small block v8. Then find a small tent trailer or a small travel trailer. Best of both worlds

Chevy Suburban

All answers are wrong. The right answer is Roadmaster with a mattress in the back.

That’s the urban legend, but it’s wrong.

Corbin is an awesome dude and he does good work, but I think part of the appeal of owning something like this is having built it. Not something I’d buy.

Also, being Californian, I’m not interested in finding out how difficult this thing is to smog. There’s a reason he registers his stuff out of state.

And you would not have been far off - this thing is an abomination

I couldn’t get it to work. It asked me to enter my salary...then abruptly redirected me to chrysler.com.

Go-faster parts for the Duke are few and feeble. The Duke is a pretty solid engine for its time and mission profile, but not what you want on something with “Indy” on the back.

it’s “fuck it, why not” money. pick up a nice aluminum block 4.3 vortek from the junkyard, an f40 tranny from the junkyard, paint it with truckbed liner and tear up the stoplight grand prix.

the King of the Hill Corvette

Dodge Demon people: “But can it pull the front wheels off the ground?!”

Hey kids! Are you sick and tired of listening to mom and dad bitch about politics? Good news! In this leviathan of a car, you can sit in the back seats and not hear them! No, not those back seats silly...the back seats! That’s right, in the Caprice Wagon there’s enough space for you to stay well and clear of the folks…

I can relate. I never end up developing an interest in sports because my experience has been more similar to Calvin.