Exactly. Anytime anyone says “It’s just...” I back away, shaking my head with hands in the air repeating, “Nope”.

A Fit is a great little car.

“Used Magnums”

That pop up headlight, that won’t close completely, is driving me nuckin’ futs!!

Romulans might not be too happy we broke the Treaty of Algeron.

I see you shiver with antici

Fuck that, I’ve got a tabby and some duct tape. Now I know what my weekend project’s gonna be!

They’re trying to loosen the laws in PA. But I remember my first time in PA trying to buy beer and sheetz didn’t stock any at all.

I’m pretty sure this thing has Mexican license plates.

That guy waving though.

Sheet metal and pop rivets.

Speaking for the black comnunity, “fuck you, dude”.

seems like a bit of a steep price for a shell

If you are shopping for an Accord or Camry, then you are not shopping for anything from 1996. Yes, this absolutely could be an enthusiast ride (even with that slush box) because not everybody equates fun car with how well they do at a track. Some people just like to drive and enjoy a cool car.
 

94 Civic, with mismatched door and replaced unpainted rear bumper.

If we are calling dibs on Twister vehicles ...dibs on this!

I’m a full on admitted beer nob, er snob. You probably won’t find Corona chilling in my fridge (I need that room for my growlers of Imperial IPAs, Goses, crazy ABV imperial stouts, a bottle of Pliny, and a can of Heady).

And a trunk built for hauling dead hookers. What’s not to like?!

You’d use it as a weekend car to pick up hookers in!