WS it the government“cheese line” cheese?

Your dissenting opinion is the right opinion in my opinion

Did you for even a second consider that maybe the car was having a hissy fit cause it didn’t wanna be in texas? Think about it... Now it's running fine.

I’ve hooked up the jumper cables wrong a time or two. But the sparks usually anounce the goof before anything breaks.

I haven’t needed a magnet since I got the vaccine.

These two need to listen to Tom and Ray more often.

I still put on the Car Talk pod cast every time I work on the car . Sage advice, trying to figure out the puzzler and bad jokes seem to make the whole wrenching experience better every time.

It seems like just listening to Tom and Ray brings out the best in all of us. 

Hood vents. I’ll put those puppies on ANYTHING! I once put them on a 2001 Lumina!

It looks nice... could use 2 or 3 more inches of ground clearance though. At least that’s what methinks.

He must have known the long arm of the law would eventually catch up with him. That’s why he prepped this rig to deal with said coppers by mounting machine gun turrets and sidewinder missiles.

This driver would be better suited in a V6 model with AWD with the traction control permanently on.

My seconds car had an issue where it wouldn’t downshift when flooring the accelerator pedal. I took it to aamco and they quoted me 2K for a new transmission. My older, and wiser cousin looked under the hood and tells me to go buy a passing gear cable for 15 bucks. He put it in for a 12-pack.

A friend of mine had his F-150 stolen in Yuma, AZ. A few months later the insurance company called him to notify the truck had been found in Mexicali, Baja California. He told me the thieves had replaced all the F-150 badges with Lobo ones.

If you can’t find someone to teach you, you can try some video tutorials on youtube. It won’t be the same as actually having someone there to instruct you, but it’ll be a start. Good luck and hopefully happy shifting in the near future!

The dealer is called Kleen Cars. But this Cayenne hasn’t been cleaned. Sheesh! There’s oil on the engine cover , dust on the instrument cluster, and the floor mats are dirty. Send a lot boy to wash that car and then we’ll talk!

1981 Camaro I bought my senior year in highschool. The previous owner had used it to run drugs across the border. I didn’t know when I bought it.

The common line I still see used very often when they try to sell you the car you don’t really want: “Just make payments on it for a year and you can trade it in for the car you do want” Fuckers never mention how in a year’s time you’ll be upside down on the loan and all that comes afterwards.

This one jagoff salesman at Liberty Buick in Peoria, AZ telling me the headlight housings for a Saturn Vue and a Chevy Equinox were interchangeable.

If it comes with the pooch included I'd buy it