1996 Buick Century

During car chases, one car leaves well before the other and the second car catches up to the first really quick.

It looks like a bigger, uglier version of the 1st gen Colorado styling. I can hear their conversation now:

Now i want to go play Spy Hunter.

3rd gen. Camaro. Allot of people don’t consider them cool, but I get allot of complments on my 92 project.

I once did the paperwork part over the phone as I drove for two hours to the dealership. My trade in stuff, all my information etc. When I got there, I just test drove the car, signed the forms, gave him the keys to the trade in, the cash and left in the wife’s new car. This guy was really helpful, took his time to…

Brubaker Box.

Like the 80's Wendy’s Soviet fashion show commercial. “Is next... evening-vear. Very niice!"

Yeah, but it sounds funny and it’s instantly recognizable.

Nah, the wilhelm Scream should play to warn drivers of impending doom.

My dad had a Chevette, it had a sticker that read “what the hell, it runs” some neighborhood kids put on as a prank. He never took it off, he thought it was funny. I preferred to walk to school rather than be seen in it. But the damn thing kept going right until dad wrecked it. 

I remember a “buy a home from us and get a free kia rio” promotion happening in my neck of the woods back around 2000-ish.

If the evil crime lord car makes your boss happy, don’t interfere. If you talk him out of it, he might become frustrated, resentful and take out his frustrations on you. Before tou know it, he does become evil, has an meth lab operating out of the business’ basement, you stumble upon it accidentally and end up chained…

You could also try asking for a different salesman. I’ve done that a couple of times and it worked to my benefit.  

My dad. He’s hit something or other with each and every car he has ever owned. Once I was riding with him and we rear ended a bus that wasn't even stopped.

My “that friend” almost got me killed. He was driving about 65 in a 35 zone. We clipped a dually as he was trying to pass it. I was ejected and when I came to, I was 30 feet from where the car came to rest. There was a chunk of flesh missing from my inner thigh where the doctor said he could see the artery pulsing.…

I saw a Z-28 at a used car lot. It seemed ok and the price was a couple grand. So i ask a salesman to show it to me. First words out of his mouth were: “it’s in really good shape” I tell him I wanna test drive it. I start the car, put it in gear and it won’t move. No transmission fluid. “I’m going to have the guys…

I kinda like it. That being said, it’s pricey for what amounts to a fun cosplay accessory.

You’re right, but it’s nice to daydream.