These are the kind of stories that make we want to throw molotov cocktails at towing company vehicles (while no one is inside of course) just to give back a little taste of “fuck you” to those vultures.

My wife told me one evening that the a/c in her tahoe quit working. I took it to the a/c shop the next day and after a few minutes the tech asks me if i wanted the good news or bad first. I tell him the good first. “The good news is your belt just came off the compresor pulley and i just put it back on, and the bad…

Most disgusting interior I ever saw was in a government-assigned Dodge Dakota. The driver decided to quit without notice and the truck sat at our lot for a couple of days. Eventually the agency sent another inspector to pick up the Dakota and said inspector came in the office to use our phone. She then told us she…

1 of 1, Purple Haze, black houndstooth interior, 5 speed. I usually put on a mullet wig and a Members Only jacket when I drive it.

Daihatsu hijet truck. 

So, in the near future all new Telsas will come with a free Fox News streaming service?

I always wondered how the Metro got better mileage than a Smart Fourtwo, and had room for 4 people.

I’m sure Porsche will find a way to get the owners to take the model in for “scheduled maintenance” at 900 bucks a pop.

At first glance i thought it was a lego car. 

The Ted Nugent reference is the best C/P description I’ve seen yet.

That Volvo face reminds me of a 1988 Buick Reatta. I like it.

It’s what we had to play with. 

Right up there with the ever-present “My taxes pay your salary” public servants love that one too. 

I’m bummed out he didn’t list Power Disk Brakes (Not Drums), Dual Tanks (Not Single Tank)

The people who decide things seem to have completely forgotten what happens when you pick a single design to fulfill very different requirements from very different users. The lessons learned during the F-111 program have been forgotten and history repeats itself. 

The BMW Vision iNext Concept is BMW's Fucking Ugly Autonomous Electric Crossover Future. 

They’re afraid of him. They’re playing a game of appeasement until he’s out of the white house. Then all those punk-ass-bitches will start to speak up and give some bullshit story about how they were always opposed to him.

That thing is cool as hell!

Fucking ambulance chasing lawyers.