This car checks all the right boxes.

Hey, I thought Lexus in plural was Lexi.

And a lift kit is pretty rare with these trucks because of the stupid front axle -through-the-oil pan design.

The ad actually says 4500, what the hell, I never liked these, but for 4500 it’s ok. I guess. 

Trump 3024

An up to date Samurai. Cool!

Mars will pay for the wall and enjoy it.

I was looking to trade in a 2011 Mazda 3 at a dealership, looked up the value at the time in KBB, according to their website it was worth 12,000 in trade-in. When they appraised the car at the dealership they said no more than 9,000 and that they were being “generous” in their appraisal. Of course I didn’t take their…

Yeah, those even come in bulletproof editions.

Get a Suburban, cheap to buy, cheap to maintain,

This thing is clean.

I’m betting on Giuliani having a keen interest in 2 girls 1 cup.

Pontiac G8 GT

Yeah, the dreaded paint disease that affected more than just the Corsica. I seemed to notice it more often on white cars than other colors. At first I thought it was just some kind of Urban camouflage.

and the Z34

This car doesn’t even have the police lineage. It’s a “tribute”  

Why? Because cost of ownership for this car just decreased by 50% with the swap. Maybe not in fuel cost, but definitely in maintenance and parts. 

Judging by the last trip this car took I’d say it’s been to hell.

Weeeelll Isn’t that special...