If I was closer to Altoona I’d be all over this baby. Hooah!!

I’d love to build something like this in the garage out of junkyard shit. That’d be fun. 

Where’s this thing gonna go?? My guess is into the next tree.

This thing looks like a mish-mash some kid drew in detention back in 77. The IP looks like something you’d see on an amusement park ride. The interior color combination is hideous, even for the 70's. The exterior mods make it look like A kit car. You guys sure there’s not a 2.8 under the hood? I’m gonna go ahead and…

This thing is just waiting to blow a spark plug out of the head before you even leave the parking lot at Discount Tire.

Regardless of his views about the shape of Earth, That’s pretty damn cool building your own rocket and having the cojones to pilot it.

Oh, and for 800 bucks or less if I can put my haggling skills to good use, this would make a halfway decent project to bring back from the dead and mess around with. NP, even if half of you guys say these cars are an abomination.

Ah, brings back fond memories of being involved in a rollover “accident” in my friends 1980something Fiero 2M4 back in the 90's.

On safari, in a Safari

I like these big wagons, but this one doesn’t do it for me at 5K. Engine bay is too messy and the rump imprint on the drivers seat gives me the creeps.

Actually I don’t think it is a 200 anymore. Looking at the rear, the 3rd brake light is mounted up high in the 200. The car in the photos has it mounted low beneath the glass.

I don’t know if they had delivery drivers everywhere, but they did in my neck of the woods around 1998. And yeah, looking at my original post, I guess I did start off with something unimportant to the rest of the story. Seemed pertinent at the time...

I’m thinking it might be a 2011 to 2014 Chrysler 200

I was, and still am in the same boat as you.

Once upon the 90's I had a part time job delivering for Little Caesar’s. I drove a 90 Lumina. One of the other delivery drivers drove a 90ish Astro AWD. One night before closing he started to tease me about my “grandpa car”, so I dished it right back teasing him about his “soccer mom van” He tells me, “Oh yeah?, lets…

Yep, just last month the same thing happened changing the brake shoes on my Dad’s pop-up camper. “We got the shoes, and it’s just a 1 hour job putting them on”

What should have been a simple “drain the old transmission fluid, drop the pan and replace a shift solenoid” on a 2003 Chevy Avalanche. I bought it at a dealership in Flagstaff. A trade-in, that sat at the dealer lot for about a year and they decided it needed a new transmission, and it wasn’t worth their investment.…

Then where would we get all of our “dumb criminals” news from?

This one in Phoenix has a claimed 650 HP, for less than half the dough. Sure, it’s not a 6-speed, but with that kind of power I can forgive the lack of a 3rd pedal.

There’s a 1970 Ford F series pickup in the background where the Cutlass Ciera is in a wreck. Also, it almost looks like Hank Hill hanging out the drivers side window of the pickup.