Back in my single days I worked at a casino as a fill-in. When someone was on vacation or a vacant position existed I would fill in. I never knew what job I would end up doing on any given day, so I carried all the different uniforms in the trunk of my car. After working 27 hours one day and filling in for about 6 or…

Agreed, but I just don’t think I could use one to fabricate my own version of the partisan.

Do you want to touch my monkey? Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance!

This thing looks like something I’d make in my garage out of a junkyard chassis and some fabricating materials from Lowes.

Navy planes are pretty robust, remember an incident in Italy about 20 years ago when a Navy plane was flying too low and caught a steel cable with its wing, cut through it, and caused a gondola full of skiers to fall? The plane didn’t have allot of damage.

I’m thinking it was an optical illusion. Those 2 Hornets never got as close as it appears. When they fly overhead, you can see one is trailing the other.

Neat idea, kind of like the little counterweight inside a seatbelt mechanism that locks your seatbelts in place during hard sudden deceleration.

Well, at least it’s not a fucking Hublot.

Maybe I’ve heard one too many crazy dumb criminal stories about Florida. But to me, every time I see that state mentioned in... Anything, I can’t help but think crazy, dumb crackhead. So, C/P.  

This car is still Meh....

Now excuse me while I go get an Autotrader magazine and let my mullet grow.

Fuckit I’m voting NP. There’s one exactly like this one advertised on C/L with 73,000 miles for 16K, so the price doesn’t seem all that unreasonable. Yes they’re slow compared to a new econobox, the front and rear overhangs are measured in yards, malaise era GM product, burgundy velour interior. The cons list could go…

BMWs, Audis, VWs, Porsches, Mercedes, Jaguars, Aston Martins, Land Rovers, Ferraris, Lamborghinis, Fiats (and Fiat-Chryslers including Jeep), Alfa Romeos.... Hmmmm, is that all? Yeah I think that about covers them all.

I always thought the styling of this gen looked like a big version of the GEO Storm.

How curious... Why put money into all those upgrades and then when offering the car for sale include the statement that it’s never been raced on a track? Could it be that it’s only been hooned in street races? 

You’d think the guy would have jimmied the fuel filler door to put a couple bucks of gas in it to at least turn the engine over.

Nice Price, first order of business would be to get rid of those fucking blingy-ass chrome rent-a-wheel rims and put some OEM rims back on.

He coulda yelled Jaggoff on his way off the platform.

Kinda like how Slurm is made huh?