This is the only correct take. Have your star.

Love it or hate it, FCA is laughing all the way to the bank. Jeep is going to sell billions of these.

Sweet a truck with a bed just big enough to hold my protein supplements and gallon jug of water!

Thank you, Lauren, for pointing out that this isn’t just juicy tea-spilling like the morons posting popcorn gifs in the mentions seem to think — this is a deeply fucked up misogynist with zero self-control lashing out at people because they helped his ex-wife. I hope his ex is screen-capping all of these tweets and…

Hard to believe he emotionally and physically abused his wife.

In another remarkable parallel to Farley and his commentary on the human condition, it appears that Smith will soon be living in a van down by the river.

Okay cool hook em horns is a great way to get out of a conversation

Anyone wanna know all that I know about Tommy Boy?

Tropic Thunder not that popular?  What the hell are you talking about?

Counterpoint: It is possible to have fun even as an adult.

AKA a timeless classic

At least the third season of Making A Murderer will be better.

“Do I need to tell you what the fuck you can do with an aluminum tube?”

Gotta toe the party line!

“I’m not sure what Hosmer means by ‘turn around.’”

So it’s now The Red Onion??

You go to hell, Gladys.

I owe you an apology, Chris Thomson.

In What’s the Matter with Koch Brothers Kansas? The free market can determine waters slide safety better than government.

SSssssshuuuutt Up man! I am THIS CLOSE to selling him the bridge outside the stadium.