Well, unfortunately mom has to get the clothes out of the dryer in the basement and that’s right behind my sweet gaming rig. She says boobies is bad. I’ve complained about being 40 and how I should be able to look at what I want. But she just goes on and on about it being her house and me getting a job, blah, blah. So…

Hes gonna miss a field goal in the NFC Championship

I got another $10 that says he breaks his knee first.

I got $10 that says ‘Ol Kurt breaks your soul at some point. 

On the tapes, Hazelwood and others laughed and joked about the idea of the Browns going to the Super Bowl.

That still counts!

MORE JETER ASS-EATING ARTICLES!

Yea grow up Deadspin! MORE JETER ASS-EATING ARTICLES!

Come on, you’re better than this! My wife and I play in a bowling league together and we’re not fucking.

Really Deadspin? It’s come to this? Articles about whether or not two ice dancers are fucking? Whatever happened to the good old days when we’d get articles about whether or not KD and Westbrook were fucking?

He’s the homeless guy that wandered in behind the Budweiser truck.

Well that was intense.

Finally a chance to throw batteries at someone’s head out of joy instead of anger.

Good. Someone bring me the head of both Karyolis while we are at.

The USOC further offered the use of their own seconds to assist USA Gymnastics in completing their resignations, and requested that their resignation poems be submitted by the end of the month

Mark Emmert is flabbergasted by the speed of decision making and dictatorial use of power by the USOC.

I’m not a doctor, or a roboticist, but I blame Barry.

Suspects wanted for questioning:

Even worse, he decided to rub it in and gopher two