Is Temple a Catholic school? That play was definitely not orthodox.

I think Charmin Sandiego is a better name than The Mad Pooper.

the real story is “INCOMPETENT SEC DEFENSE CAN’T RECOVER FUMBLE IN 6 ATTEMPTS”

I saw a large “Jets Suck” graffiti tag on a box car on a passing train, in western Iowa. It will never be out of place.

Here’s what needs to happen: The NFL and the Federal Court System needs to find sponsors for a special series of judges.

When we practiced the spike at the end of the game at the NFL level, basically everyone treats it as a normal spike the ball, except for one receiver with a route and the QB. That receiver is running the route no matter what, and then if the QB thinks he can get it (defender slow to react, receiver gets a step), he’ll…

People are getting very creative with their excuses to avoid watching Browns games.

Anyone else horrified by that picture?

Ahahahaha, of course there will be panic buying if gas prices are allowed to spike. If gas is up to $4 now, and you’re worried it’s going to go to $20/gallon, aren’t you going to run out and do all sorts of crazy shit just the same?

On the upside, Manziel was just offered a $100 million contract to fight Floyd Mayweather, Jr.

Aaron Hernandez’s sentence ends... oh wait, nevermind.

OJ is out October 1. Running backs coach?

I mean, Rae Carruth is due for parole in like 14 months guys, in case you want to get the ball rolling on that one too.

Unfortunately, it was the only photo they had of Watt by himself.

Guess we’ll find out how Susan is doing soon enough.

I agree with Daniel’s opening letter. Drew, your WYTS has replaced the Sports Illustrated NFL preview issue (for me, right up there with the swimsuit issue for must have every year) as the surest sign that football season is near. Please never pull any fucking punches even if a city is half underwater. I for one need…

Soon as I read Top Gun, instantly Kenny Loggins played in my head.

You know it would start with watching that volleyball scene and just slowly turn into a gay key party, right? I’m not judging.

She looks like she was about to go to a Top Gun themed party before Cheeto dragged her on this stupid vanity trip.