See HBO, you can end a story properly. :D

I just watched that movie again recently, and it’s fucking perfect.

This would make for a killer remake of ‘My Blue Heaven.’

Try the McPence. It’s a boiled unseasoned chicken breast that you have to eat in the closet with your mother

Hell yes. I got to see it in IMAX a couple years back for an anniversary re-release or something, and it looked great. Those dogfights! The rippling abs! So good.

I am going to insist to everyone that I am not going to see this, and I will even believe it, and then I will end up sitting in the theater guiltily munching popcorn anyway just like every other kid who grew up in the 80's.

When you’re not around, I bet ladies talk about how much of a nice guy you are and how they truly, deeply appreciate your respect for them.

COTD! Now, take your damn star.

DJ Khaled doesn't like going down on anything, and that includes the Billboard charts. 

Space Ghost on the money, as always

I’ve been waiting 22 years for this clip to be relevant, and now it finally has happened!

It’s a little known fact that one of Martin Luther’s 95 theses was about how the Pope kept spoiling plot points.  

I read a draft copy. The cover promises the world, but most of the pages inside are blank or covered in tears and shit.

It’s good to see Will Smith is making such an effort to having communication and meaningful connection with his son and express interest in his endeavors. I think it’s because when Smith was Jaden’s age himself he felt his parents just didn’t understand.

Sir, this is an Arby's.

Thanks for that hot take, grandpa.

OMG... I can’t wait for the toilet wine episode.

Goose caught a break alright.

So, why would the pull strap or button or whatnot for the ejector seat just launch one seat and not the other?

64 yr old was British, that was his hard Brexit.