There is no “Draft” to dodge. Except the NFL Draft. And these fools got drafted by the Browns. The BROWNS. It’s like the Afghanistan of NFL teams.

My company is owned by two very proud Orthodox Jews. I don’t even think I’d have any negative consequences if I got in legal trouble for beating up a no-foolin’ Nazi.

I’ve heard a lot of well-meaning white people talk about how we should ignore the Nazis or make fun of them and I’m just shaking my head in disbelief.

I know Baltimore already took down the confederate statues in the dead of night, but if any of y’all in the city still have some ropes, some elbow grease and a desire to topple something repulsive...

Ray Lewis saw no prison time for his role in a double murder (which he probably didn’t commit, but certainly aided and abetted) and has an issue with NFL players protesting cops who murder and don’t go to prison. Gotta hand it to the guy: at least he’s consistent.

Coincidentally, “the spice must flow” is Irsay’s personal motto.

Luck’s Dune book, like his offensive line, also has a weak front. And like the Colts’ D, the book can’t cover either.

I am (in no particular order): a Colts fan, the wife of an architect, and an urban planner who works with a variety of architectural firms on several different projects. In both my personal and professional lives, I see what a thankless industry architecture can be, balancing long hours with bending over backwards…

It’s going to take me an hour to finish the article because I keep scrolling back up to look at derpy lil Andy holding his torn book.

Cheese fight? We’ll find out if sharp cheddar is sharp enough to gut a man.

Whoa whoa whoa, Michael. Settle down.

I’d also point out that you’re making your hot dogs all wrong. First you open the bun, add the condiments you want. Then you add the dog on top of the condiments. The dog keeps the mustard and relish in the bun and off your shirt.

Counterpoint: Fuck you, Chris.

Alternatively, Qatar has several thousand “volunteer construction enthusiasts” that will be available.

By 2028 The Shield will have completed its ultimate goal of having all 32 teams playing in 32 different stadiums throughout the greater LA area. Go Redlands Browns!

By 2028 who knows how many football stadiums for teams Angelenos don’t give a shit about they can have access to for cheap.

Darrel’s mail was downright heartbreaking

The only thing the Rams have on the Chargers are bad owners. At least Kroenke is an evil fuck with a plan that people fear. Spanos is an evil fuck desperate for respect that everyone laughs at. Kroenke is Tywin Lannister and Spanos is Walder Frey.

I’m praying that Raiders fans buy the place out for the Chargers home opener against the Dolphins. I would furiously pleasure myself to that.

I’m leaving my NFL fandom behind, forever. But I’m not really done, I’ll never really be done. Because I’m keeping the hat.