You can’t just say half of that quote.

“...damn, sooooo close...”

holy shit it’s happening already? fuck where did the summer go?

Ahh, I was looking for it, but you found it. Well done.

Sometimes you bust the Nutt.

Dog has heard your prayers (via NOLA)

I don’t really follow college football, but Hugh Freeze and Houston Nutt? Is this a fucing Sorkin script?

I’d like to think “oh he did this because he’s stupid” but honestly I think he did this because 1: they’re fucking untouchable at this point and 2: his supporters don’t give a shit, they see nothing wrong with it. When Trump said that he could fucking shoot people and not lose any supporters, he meant it. Strap in,…

Those neighbors are awfully righteous for people whose fences are made out of dildos.

In America, we use words like “grit” to describe players who are willing to get dirty and like “captain” for those who will do anything for their teammates.

Shortly after the video made its way onto the internet last Friday, the club confirmed that all four players had been released

counterpoint: Make a big sand dick for your sand hole. This is one I made in 2003.

They literally have beach police who will come around who will stop you if your hole gets to any decent size and they will fill in your hole.

John Loller, Murray State

“Guys, you really should’ve labeled this ‘NSFW.”

Does that mean he’s not coming on then?