As much as I wanted to drink in how out of his mind he sounded, I am genuinely having a hard time laughing. That sounded like dementia. He conflated two separate investigations and kept mixing up names. It was really concerning.

Sorry, but I think we all know this is the best free solo ever:

We found love in a ropeless place.

The last time someone conquered El Capitan by soloing, Toni Tennille got the silent treatment during the limo ride back to the hotel.

Shit, a story from where I actually live. o_o I’ve driven by her car daily on the way to work, never assumed people would have an issue with it, infact I always assumed those lay-bys along the road were for parking anyway, wtf else would they be for? Pretty ashamed by the people around here right now, didn’t realise…

I’ve done Murph a couple times (no vest), and I think my best time ever was around 55 minutes. For comparison, I can run a mile in 5:30, two miles at 13:00 without feeling particularly winded, rock climb regularly at V4s pushing to V5s, and oh yeah, I played in the fucking NFL.

BACK TO THE UNDERGROUND VOLCANO LAIR FOR ADDITIONAL PLANNING!

Where are we ranking witches? Cause.... I mean....

Its damned if you do, damned if you don’t situation. Either beat up a 12 year old and get ridiculed or you get beat up by a 12 year old and get ridiculed. 

Holy fucking shit.

In California, the carpool lane line is a pretty big deal. $271 fine for crossing into/out without a dashed line. It’s a solid white line and two solid yellow lines. Triple reminder not to cross because of this- the speed differential is sometimes huge. If I’m using the carpool lane in heavy traffic, it’s scary, I’m…

Well, more of a rounded triangle ...

the Venn diagram of never-ending project car and RX7 is a single circle.

Of course it’s an RX-7. Why wouldn’t it be? Full disclosure, I have a never ending RX-7 project that has been ongoing for seven years now.

Is this a screengrab from the new Lincoln MKSTD commercial?

Sleeper pick

I didn’t understand a word of this article and then I watched the video and my god, that was insane.

Of course he won! The butler keeps putting the ball back on the table in the same exact fuckin’ spot!

International has always been a popular chassis builder for buses, they even have their own in house line but they have never slapped a International 7600 hood (seen above) on their buses. Too bad, it looks awesome.