Any Jodorowsky fans out there? Holy Mountain? Couldn't be more perfect, as this scene is entitled The Conquest of Mexico.

IS THAT A MOD YOU HAVE THERE? LOOK AT THE MOD! IT IS A TURBO CHARGER AND A SET OF PEP BOYS ACCESSORIES!

Say it with me every one.

I’m not saying beer at an MLB stadium is expensive, but Peter Thiel paid for all that.

If the Indians were my home town team, I would also drink heavily and build a massise pyramid to obstruct my view of them.

112-can beeramid? I had no idea Wade Boggs was an Indians season ticket holder.

I respect her so much. She has some very biting things to say about purity culture in general and it is wonderful.

You know, it’s like that old saying goes: “If you narrowly avoid the death penalty for your hoops program after one of your players kills another one and your coach tries to sully the dead, then you should only tempt fate for five-maybe six-years before do something about your football players raping your students.” I…

They debated killing him and then blaming it on drug dealers, but decided that was too old school.

You know, my first instinct was to think he was Godwining himself. But then you read things like this:

Always useful when a predator reveals his criteria for potential victims (women with “lifestyles,” meaning they’re black or poor). He’s too much of an ignorant, spoiled little shit to see how obvious his guilt is to everyone else.

I just now learned they are the same tune and the American version is straight retarded.

If she decided “fuck it” and starting singing “My Country, ‘Tis Of Thee,” could we grant her political asylum?

As she was not saved, the Queen entered as a late sub and scored in the 88th minute.

Fighting on the shoulder of the BQE while wearing a jogging suit has to be the most New York thing ever.

I can only assume afterwards both the assailants went their separate ways, had terrible pizza for lunch, dropped off their $2500 rent checks, and were then murdered for their gold chains.

Air Koryo: Ilyushins of Grandeur!

Why does it feel like everyone on Jalopnik had more fun in HS than me...?

I think the number of people whose entire caboose would fit on that was rather limited, especially given the need for seatbelts for the center passenger and the other two. It is neat the way the surrounding upholstery also changes color when you flip it up, though.

In that case its not the war that seems pointless to me but the loss of human life. The average German solider wouldn't have conceived a plan to exterminate entire nationalities by himself, but he was manipulated into killing and dying for that cause.

Whenever I read a story like this, I'm always saddened by the pointlessness of war and the loss of human life. These stories demonstrate that we are capable of behaving humanely to each other, yet it only seems to happen briefly.