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Honda Fit!!

Please give us a poll to vote on writer submissions so we can figure out how many people have kids that are about to start driving but also need to dig a trench and are also hopefully immune to tetanus.

I would go along with this Rover coupe theory as well. Rover coupe which got wrecked so someone grafted on a new tail (accord or rover coupe) and new nose (taken from another pic in this thread) to save money since they couldn’t find Rover parts.

Hey thanks! It is actually almost done, it just needs paint, a new carb, and exhaust and she’s done! I do agree with the dark colors too. I’m going for grey and my wheels are NOT the ugly wire hubcaps (Thank God). I have a set of Grey 15" Ridler 650's. Though the rally wheels were cool too.

Hey, I’m Chris! My Brougham is a coupe with the ugly landau top. (Don’t worry, it’ll be ripped off soon enough.)

Holy fuck Mr. Gladiator-Guy. Who the hell thought $650 a month for a lease was a good deal? And how the hell are you still paying $452 a month with three years left on a five year old Miata.

Not really comparable, the AMC is probably half a meter larger in all dimentations and almost twice as heavy.

because men are very, very fragile snowflakes in this country, that is why. I agree w/you.. 

If it were white, Karen could trade her MG for it. 

With how many times I’ve managed to drive my RC truck straight at my legs and had to jump over it, I’d probably end up decapitated if I tried flying that thing.

Woah woah woah. What are you getting at? I’ve been kicked out of a Lululemon before for too aggressively handling the yoga pants on display. I’m qualified to judge here.

My gut reaction was “don’t be stupid, just buy a used car, it’ll be way better!”

“material feels hard-wearing and soft, like some kind of athletic wear”

As a long-time reader of Jalopnik, well over 10 years, and a loyal fan to a fault, it pains me to say this but the fact of the matter is...Jalopnik is no longer viewed as a media entity worth responding to by Tesla or any other major manufacturer. It surprises me that so many articles here point out that “I’ve reached

The kids grow up fast and then they have other stuff to do with their friends and the track will be waiting.

That is dangerous there.  You can’t tell which way a dazzle camo vehicle is going and we all know there won’t be turn signals on to give you a clue.

No

Eye of the beholder and all, and I might be just a bit biased, but there’s no way that thing is better looking than this:

This looks good, but it also looks like the Aviator and Velar, so... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Need to tweak it a touch more.