Get kei van, add Nissan Pao camo, get vanity plate that says “KAPAO"

And have it strobe when the car has activated ABS.

Most, but not every year.

Meet Jacob Jensen...

any excuse to post some images of my favorite car will do!

Im in Burnet (outside of Austin) and just ordered a 3. This is partly because of the tax credit expiring but also because they released the $35,400 model.

4Runner is right, but entirely the wrong generation. How far do I have to scroll down this thing to see a 1st gen? Checks all the boxes in beautiful fashion!

How about a Mitsubishi Montero? The early 90s versions have a cool old SUV look to them and later versions have more creature comforts. Jalopnik has even sung their praises.

Vintage: Check

My suggestion is to buy an early 60's Dodge Lancer wagon. It’s technically not an SUV, but it looks space-age, the slant-six engine is insanely reliable and easy to fix, and it’s old and American and therefore comfortable. It’ll easily carry you, a large man, your sister, your dog, and whatever else you want to bring.…

A “vintage” SUV you can park in the city and isn’t a money-pit?
I think I have your answer.

Vintage SUV you say? Colt Vista:

Jeesz people. Obvious answer is obvious!

Get an first generation Isuzu Trooper.

Every new car is a luxury car because people can’t afford new cars anymore!

If it doesn’t depreciate by 40% in the first three years, and replacement parts don’t cost three times the price of normal parts, then it’s not a luxury car.

How do you double the value of a Lada?

How do you know a car is from Spain? The gears are Manuel!

Wy do Skodas have heated rear windows? So the owners hands stay warm.

How do you find spare parts for a Lada ?